We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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