well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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