Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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