he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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