I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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