quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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