Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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