I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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