talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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