Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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