I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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