I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Couch. On fire.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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