we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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