So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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