the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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