I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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