can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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