this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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