i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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