marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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