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@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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