just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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