Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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