You're a womanizer and a bitch.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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