how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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