grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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