Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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