If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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