why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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