You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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