is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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