there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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