I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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