oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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