On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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