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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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