I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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