Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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