I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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