so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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