i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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