i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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