i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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