U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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