I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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