i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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