I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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