you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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