I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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