quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
a search helicopter?!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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